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There was a Great Dog Convention.
  They come from near and far.
  Some came on bicycles,
  and some came in cars.





    Y'know, before they could enter,
  or even take a look,
  they had to take their asshole off,
  and hang it on a hook.





    But before they even got seated,
  (every mother, pup, and sire),
  An old dog hollered from the back,
  "Run for your life. It's a FIRE!"





    The crowd of dogs began to panic,
  and nobody stopped to look.
  They grabbed the very nearest asshole,
  off the very nearest hook.





    And this is why, even today,
  a dog will drop a bone,
  to sniff another dog's asshole,
  to see if it's his own.











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'cuz they will want to know
why every dog they ever meet
puts his nose where it shouldn't go...